(Originally posted on October 22, 2019)
What a Nuisance, What a Waste | 2,717 words | Fantasy
The scorpion was already dead when Carmen found it, a tiny gray-green corpse on the linoleum, its tail stretched out behind it, its deadly instrument laid down like a weapon in surrender.
Still, the sight of it frightened Carmen, not because of the power and danger inherent in its form, but simply because it had gotten in. It had breached the barrier between her and the wild, come into the space where she was the most vulnerable, the space where she thought she was safe.
And if the scorpion had come in, what else might?
She called the exterminator, keeping a wary eye on the scorpion the whole time she was on the phone, seized by the irrational fear that it might spontaneously reanimate and come directly for her. The exterminator was nonchalant about the entire matter, removing the dead scorpion, checking the area for more, then treating the outside of the house. He was leaving as Carmen’s husband returned from work, and stopped to fill him in on the situation.
“So,” Carmen’s husband said, shutting the front door behind him, “I heard you had an interesting visitor today. Where was it?”
“Kitchen,” Carmen answered, a shiver running through her at the memory.
“Already dead?”
“Yes, but —”
“Huh. The last treatment was still working, then. But I guess it was about time for another.”
“Still working? Jim, the scorpion was inside. The treatment isn’t working if it doesn’t keep things out.”
“But it was dead. It must’ve picked up some of the residue on the way in.”
“How can you be so calm about the whole thing?”
“Because it comes with the territory, literally. Once you get out of the city, things like this happen.” Jim sighed. "You know that. And it never used to bother you before."
"That was when things stayed where they belonged. Us inside, them outside.”
“And that’s the case, most of the time. That little guy you found just got lucky — well, maybe not so much, considering the poison got him, anyway. It was a fluke, nothing more.” Jim reached out and pulled Carmen close. "But I know it can be unnerving. What do you say we just avoid the scene of the incident for tonight and go out to eat, instead?"
Despite her uneasiness, Carmen smiled. "That sounds like a very sensible plan.”
She couldn’t help glancing into the kitchen, however, in search of another intruder. There was rarely only one.
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The scorpion was already dead when Carmen found it, a tiny gray-green corpse on the linoleum, its tail stretched out behind it, its deadly instrument laid down like a weapon in surrender.
Still, the sight of it frightened Carmen, not because of the power and danger inherent in its form, but simply because it had gotten in. It had breached the barrier between her and the wild, come into the space where she was the most vulnerable, the space where she thought she was safe.
And if the scorpion had come in, what else might?
She called the exterminator, keeping a wary eye on the scorpion the whole time she was on the phone, seized by the irrational fear that it might spontaneously reanimate and come directly for her. The exterminator was nonchalant about the entire matter, removing the dead scorpion, checking the area for more, then treating the outside of the house. He was leaving as Carmen’s husband returned from work, and stopped to fill him in on the situation.
“So,” Carmen’s husband said, shutting the front door behind him, “I heard you had an interesting visitor today. Where was it?”
“Kitchen,” Carmen answered, a shiver running through her at the memory.
“Already dead?”
“Yes, but —”
“Huh. The last treatment was still working, then. But I guess it was about time for another.”
“Still working? Jim, the scorpion was inside. The treatment isn’t working if it doesn’t keep things out.”
“But it was dead. It must’ve picked up some of the residue on the way in.”
“How can you be so calm about the whole thing?”
“Because it comes with the territory, literally. Once you get out of the city, things like this happen.” Jim sighed. "You know that. And it never used to bother you before."
"That was when things stayed where they belonged. Us inside, them outside.”
“And that’s the case, most of the time. That little guy you found just got lucky — well, maybe not so much, considering the poison got him, anyway. It was a fluke, nothing more.” Jim reached out and pulled Carmen close. "But I know it can be unnerving. What do you say we just avoid the scene of the incident for tonight and go out to eat, instead?"
Despite her uneasiness, Carmen smiled. "That sounds like a very sensible plan.”
She couldn’t help glancing into the kitchen, however, in search of another intruder. There was rarely only one.
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